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7th Sector Review

7th Sector Review – The Seventh Circle

“This city is an empty glass. Words do nothing. No one sleeps.”   Y’know what puzzle games need? Visible spectacle! Forget fancy gimmicks and sharp writing, shove it all in…

February 19, 2020, 356
An in-game screenshot of Monster Energy Supercross 3, showcasing a rider ahead of the rest in order to win a Holeshot.

Monster Energy Supercross 3 Review – All KTMs Suck

“Metal heavy, soft at the core.”   Ahh, this feels like a late Christmas gift. Last year, Milestone’s Monster Energy Supercross 2 was a pleasant surprise to play, as it got me…

February 7, 2020, 937

HyperDot Review – Piezo

“I’m so slick that they need to call me grease, ’cause I slips and I slides when I rides on the beast.”   You see it coming, you get out…

February 4, 2020, 628

Lake Ridden Review – What Remains of Derek Acorah

“Left alone, I’m with the one I most fear.”   Yeah, 2020 baby! Time to kick off the shackles of a trash decade, and altogether, we jump headfirst into the…

January 31, 2020, 410

Demon’s Tilt Review – Forget The Ball, I’m Titled

“I feel the demons rage, I must clean them all away.”   Y’know what Pinball reminds me of? Blackpool piers, with that bloody Who song playing in the background. The…

January 19, 2020, 624

AVICII Invector Review – Chocolate’s Overrated

“These are the nights that never die.”   AVICII was a trend-setter, an artist with a proper vision. 2011 saw the release of his breakthrough single “Levels”, a feel-good house…

January 10, 2020, 498

They Are Billions Review – Everything But Red on You

“Faces sweaty, arms and legs, what a glorious set of stairs we make.” Jump back a couple of years and zombies are tiresome, boring to fight, and lacking the irony-tinged…

December 26, 2019, 721

The Grand Tour Game Review – Thru The Aphex

Honestly, Top Gear ten years ago was unstoppable.   The charisma and stupidity which oozed from the musings and adventures that Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May went on, and it…

November 30, 2019, 643
An in-engine screenshot of SkateBIRD, showcasing a pink bird on a skateboard ollieing over highlighters.

Best of EGX 2019 Part 1: The Leftfield Collection

Oh yeah, EGX was last week, wasn’t it?   Ahem, hello there! EGX 2019 has been and gone with the force of a Conservative through Bradford, and with it, goes…

October 28, 2019, 546

Worse Than Death Review – Dooby Scoo

One of the more philosophical questions here.   As we await for the endless void to consume us all, it makes us wonder what exists out there that makes us…

October 13, 2019, 949

Throwback Review