Samiee Tee

The Grand Tour Game Review – Thru The Aphex

Honestly, Top Gear ten years ago was unstoppable.   The charisma and stupidity which oozed from the musings and adventures that Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May went on, and it…

November 30, 2019, 224
An in-engine screenshot of SkateBIRD, showcasing a pink bird on a skateboard ollieing over highlighters.

Best of EGX 2019 Part 1: The Leftfield Collection

Oh yeah, EGX was last week, wasn’t it?   Ahem, hello there! EGX 2019 has been and gone with the force of a Conservative through Bradford, and with it, goes…

October 28, 2019, 403

Worse Than Death Review – Dooby Scoo

One of the more philosophical questions here.   As we await for the endless void to consume us all, it makes us wonder what exists out there that makes us…

October 13, 2019, 687

World War Z Review – Starved Lives

You remember this film, right? Yeah, it’s somehow Brad Pitt’s highest-grossing film, yet nobody really knows why. I’ve never met a single person who goes beyond mild acceptance of its…

October 5, 2019, 554

Bring to Light Review – It May Come

SPOOKTOBER 2019 Entry #1 – Next Entry: World War Z   It’s back! The 3rd installment of Spooktober!   The great jack- o’- lanterns in the sky know that I…

October 1, 2019, 384

Borderlands 3 Review – Deathconciousness

**SIDENOTE: This review of Borderlands 3 and its content is based entirely around a playthough with Moze. This may make an impact in whatever critiques I have to say about the gameplay.…

September 30, 2019, 534

The Sojourn Review – Le Pneuma, Portal Deux

Well, I’m sure we’ve done this rodeo… many, many times.   From Portal to Pneuma, Qube to Quantum Conundrum, Braid to The Bridge, blah blah blah, we have another one after so long. The ol’ narrative puzzle-platformer dance that’s…

September 20, 2019, 379

Subdivision Infinity DX Review – Major Tom

With Space Shooter-type games, you get one of two flavors.   On one hand, you have the super accurate sims. Elite: Dangerous, Everspace, Starpoint Gemini, blah blah blah. The kind of stuff that…

August 23, 2019, 621

RICO Review – Real Raw

Slow motion in video games is no longer the raging force it used to be.   This saddens advocates of the mechanic like myself. It seems like only yesterday that…

August 11, 2019, 397

Where The Bees Make Honey Review – Reality Bytes

Hey look, a Kickstarter game! Let me flip the coin where there’s butter on “bad”.   Truth be told, I understand why a lot of these projects backed on Kickstarter…

August 10, 2019, 425

Throwback Review