Samiee Tee

RICO Review – Real Raw

Slow motion in video games is no longer the raging force it used to be.   This saddens advocates of the mechanic like myself. It seems like only yesterday that…

August 11, 2019, 200

Where The Bees Make Honey Review – Reality Bytes

Hey look, a Kickstarter game! Let me flip the coin where there’s butter on “bad”.   Truth be told, I understand why a lot of these projects backed on Kickstarter…

August 10, 2019, 232
Sagebrush screenshot

Sagebrush Review – Spirit in The Sky

Now, this was a gamble, I can assure you. It’s nothing to do with the developer, it’s due to the publisher pulling strings behind it. On Xbox One, Ratalaika Games’s…

August 9, 2019, 185

Double Cross Review – An M. Night Shylammadamma Production

Ah, the Summer Games drought.   If you’re lazy, you’d look at this decrease in important releases and quiver, but not I! It just means you have to look harder…

July 28, 2019, 324
An in-game screenshot of OVIVO, showcasing the character OVO rolling through an interpretation of the famous "The Creation of Adam".

OVIVO Review – God Moving Over The Face of The Waters

Honestly, I’ve never gotten the point of a Rorschach test.   There’s something about a random ink blot spilled by Mr. Rorschach himself that determines you mental stability, that just…

July 23, 2019, 350

ASCENDANCE: First Horizon Review – bigg brian gaem

Now… I’m a fan of walking simulators, moreso than the average human being.   I give Dear Esther some of the credit it deserves. My favorite game of all time can begrudgingly…

July 21, 2019, 291

Supermarket Shriek Review – Windowlicker

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m doing this either.   I hate goats. I don’t know what it is about them, but their existence is like eating glass. Maybe it…

July 2, 2019, 413

Verlet Swing Review – B:/ Start Up

Hey yuppies! Do you like ClusterTruck?!   Of course, you do! You love the-floor-is-lava premise and sunk many angry hours into its levels, culminating in a finish that felt satisfactory due…

June 27, 2019, 369

Windscape Review – Fable Threw

Well, E3 came and went.   Everyone did their usual schtick, it was as predictable as ever. Nintendo supposedly saved the conference with a Breath of The Wild sequel, Bethesda did their…

June 20, 2019, 291

Xenon Racer Review – Gas Drawls

Ridge Racer was a thing at one point.   Never played it before, because I was an F-Zero and Forza man, goddamnit, but Ridge Racer mostly being a PlayStation exclusive was always something I envied, even if…

June 12, 2019, 535

Throwback Review