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Hellpoint Review – Bla Bla Bla

“3 inches above the floor, man in the box wants to burn my soul.”   Y’know, Dark Souls really was this metaphorical bag of Doritos the world wanted to snack on. An…

August 28, 2020, 2,284

Dread Nautical Review – The Haunting of Horatio Hornblower

“My mind’s an endless storm out in the cold unknown.”   My relationship with X-Com is one of unrequited love and passionate hatred. Even though I got into the turn-based…

June 24, 2020, 551

Beyond Blue Review – Underwater Love

“Looking down into the water, it’s hard to make out your face.”   You know, it’s crazy how in all of this advancement into making games fun and educational hasn’t…

June 19, 2020, 719

Ion Fury Review – Old Habits, Die Hard

  “Fighting a constant and bitter battle with our own overblown egos.”   At a time where nostalgia as a selling point is exercised more regularly than actual gameplay, it’s…

June 18, 2020, 844

The Persistence Review – Head Space

“Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky, that’s where I’m gunna go when I die.”   Just once I’d like to see a journey through the universe’s…

June 5, 2020, 528

DOOM Eternal Campaign Review – Quite Messy

“You sound real good and you play the part well, but the energy you givin’ off is so unfamiliar — I don’t feel ya.”   Man alive, 2020 is an…

June 3, 2020, 1,471

One Finger Death Punch 2 Review – Carpalo

“Man, I keep that heat up off for who got beef with me.”   This is an odd redemption story, to say the least. Cut to a decade back, and…

April 27, 2020, 595
7th Sector Review

7th Sector Review – The Seventh Circle

“This city is an empty glass. Words do nothing. No one sleeps.”   Y’know what puzzle games need? Visible spectacle! Forget fancy gimmicks and sharp writing, shove it all in…

February 19, 2020, 599
An in-game screenshot of Monster Energy Supercross 3, showcasing a rider ahead of the rest in order to win a Holeshot.

Monster Energy Supercross 3 Review – All KTMs Suck

“Metal heavy, soft at the core.”   Ahh, this feels like a late Christmas gift. Last year, Milestone’s Monster Energy Supercross 2 was a pleasant surprise to play, as it got me…

February 7, 2020, 1,481

HyperDot Review – Piezo

“I’m so slick that they need to call me grease, ’cause I slips and I slides when I rides on the beast.”   You see it coming, you get out…

February 4, 2020, 1,184

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