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An in-game screenshot of OVIVO, showcasing the character OVO rolling through an interpretation of the famous "The Creation of Adam".

OVIVO Review – God Moving Over The Face of The Waters

Honestly, I’ve never gotten the point of a Rorschach test.   There’s something about a random ink blot spilled by Mr. Rorschach himself that determines you mental stability, that just…

July 23, 2019, 873

ASCENDANCE: First Horizon Review – bigg brian gaem

Now… I’m a fan of walking simulators, moreso than the average human being.   I give Dear Esther some of the credit it deserves. My favorite game of all time can begrudgingly…

July 21, 2019, 378

Supermarket Shriek Review – Windowlicker

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m doing this either.   I hate goats. I don’t know what it is about them, but their existence is like eating glass. Maybe it…

July 2, 2019, 537

Verlet Swing Review – B:/ Start Up

Hey yuppies! Do you like ClusterTruck?!   Of course, you do! You love the-floor-is-lava premise and sunk many angry hours into its levels, culminating in a finish that felt satisfactory due…

June 27, 2019, 469

Windscape Review – Fable Threw

Well, E3 came and went.   Everyone did their usual schtick, it was as predictable as ever. Nintendo supposedly saved the conference with a Breath of The Wild sequel, Bethesda did their…

June 20, 2019, 351

Xenon Racer Review – Gas Drawls

Ridge Racer was a thing at one point.   Never played it before, because I was an F-Zero and Forza man, goddamnit, but Ridge Racer mostly being a PlayStation exclusive was always something I envied, even if…

June 12, 2019, 657

Black Paradox Review – Another Toothpick

Steredenn really was this lightning in a bottle, huh?   Around 2015, shoot ’em ups were in a comatose state, almost extinct, before French developer Pixelnest proved that the old girl…

June 6, 2019, 433

Descenders Review – Skylined

The rogue-likes and rogue-lites are finally dying down.   You’d think after something like NeuroVoider, or Dead Cells, that’d be it, but no, you still get the occasional curveball of top-down tedium…

May 13, 2019, 526

EGX Rezzed 2019 Preview: CHANGE: A Homeless Survival Experience.

Like many other countries, unfortunately, The UK is going through a homeless epidemic.   According to a recent study made in November of 2018, housing charity Shelter claimed that there…

May 4, 2019, 373
Nanotale: Typing Chronicles

EGX Rezzed 2019 Preview: Nanotale: Typing Chronicles

Remember the first time you played The Typing of The Dead? It’s an underrated feeling. That novelty of your first playthrough slowly being overtaken by genuine curiosity and wonder as the…

April 24, 2019, 348

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