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Pankapu Review – Luminiferous (PART TWO)

This is a follow-up to our original Pankapu review, which can be found here.   Yeah, no. No, I’m not doing this.   There’s no intro paragraph, no failed comedy routine, because…

September 26, 2017, 430

Bloody Zombies Review – 28 Melees Later

Bloody ‘ell, lads, wot is ‘dis ‘den?   A zombie game, set in Landan? Fookin’ ‘ell, Dat is bare nuts, fa— Okay, I’ll stop. I’ve been to London, since it’s…

September 22, 2017, 335

Time Recoil Review – SUPERHOTline Miami

Time stopping abilities are coming back, baby! Remember the slo-mo kung fu of F.E.A.R? The painkiller downing Max Payne? The dull breaches in multiple Call of Duty’s? It’s been under the rug for a while,…

September 22, 2017, 471

Transcripted Review – Dr. Zuma

Ah, Bejeweled. The match-3 that started it all.   2001 was a wild time for video games. They were back in the mainstream, and with the pedigree of titles heading out then,…

September 21, 2017, 295

Planet of The Eyes Review – Plan 5 From Inner Space

Y’know, it’s not often you get a revival of the 50s/60s kitsch.   Every game is quick to parody and reference the Disco Infernos of the 70s and the cheese…

September 10, 2017, 356

Pankapu Review – Bisney’s Percules (PART ONE)

I think I’m turning pretentious. I mean, even MORE pretentious.   Between all of the crap I’ve been playing in-between sessions of Black Ops 3 and Rainbow Six: Siege, they all share a similar theme: All art,…

September 10, 2017, 314

The Metronomicon Review – Groove is In The Heart

There’s a hell of a lot of music-based games coming out recently:   Crypt of The Necrodancer, Thumper, Masquerada, and Rez Infinite, just to name a few of the thousand. Soon we’ll see…

September 3, 2017, 675

Songbringer Review – Chaotic Neutral

I don’t even know about this one.   This is Songbringer, from the one-man army Nathanael Weiss, better known as Wizard Fu. Longringer is a game that does not want to show its hand…

September 2, 2017, 325

Surf World Series Review – DUUUUUUUUUUDE

You ever seen Point Break?   Stupid question actually, it’s an essential for anyone whether they’re a fan of surfing or of Gary Busey’s weird face. That was the film that…

September 1, 2017, 490

The Indie Investigation Vol. 2: Electric Boogaloo

Thank Christ August is ending.   I’ll be honest, I looked forward to this month. Xbox One’s Summer Spotlight rolled out in full force along with its newly added Creator’s…

September 1, 2017, 733

Throwback Review