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Immortal: Unchained Review - Double Tap Man
Don't do it, Sam, don't compare this to Dark Souls throughout the entire review. Okay...

 

Y'know, I think the world, ideas, and the begrudging charm of Warhammer
ADIOS Amigos Review - Semi-Pro: Dangerous
I'll be honest, I don't like these infinitely-expanding space exploration games.

 

Maybe it's the daunting tasks building up to it, the slow burn that requires you
Throwback Review: Mirror's Edge - Bottomless Pit
We all know that EA is... subversive, when it comes to evolution.

 

A publisher known for being seemingly suicidal when it comes to new IPs, and dedicated to
Tyler: Model 005 Review - SHiNY 2
Maximum Games released another bad game? Oh, you mean it's Tuesday.

 

I don't get this. I don't understand this plan of action that the Californian publisher have, which has
Throwback Review -- Judge Dredd: Dredd vs. Death -- Dredd Rising
The notion of “so bad it’s good” entertainment is often faced with a challenge when brought to video games. Being a much less passive experience than movies
We Happy Few Review: Have You Taken Your Joy?
We Happy Few Review:
 





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Drug addiction runs rampant in the town of Wellington Wells and shows no signs of stopping. However, 3 people want to change
Donut County Review (PS4) - Holey Silly
As I played through Donut County I kept making remarks about just how silly and weird the game is. At the same time, I couldn’t stop smiling and laughing at the dialogue, jokes,
BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle

BlazBlue: Cross Tag…

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BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle is a 2D fighter that blends four distinct franchises into one surprisingly cohesive fighter. Persona 4, RWBY, Under Night In-Birth, and BlazBlue characters are all represented in this fast-paced two-on-two fighter. Although this is a new game, it reuses much of the assets of previous…

InkSplosion Review? –…

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Another 10-minute game. I just… why does this…   Alright Samiee, you can do this. You can make a review out of this, it doesn’t matter that there’s absolutely nothing in the game that’s worthwhile or interesting. It doesn’t matter that this was just a cynical release from the…

Birdcakes Review –…

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Pfft. Let’s do another quick-fire one then.   Birdcakes is a new 2D shoot ’em up from Green Lava Studios, a two-man studio who’ve made quite a few games as of late. The only game they made that people might have heard of though is Fenix Rage, a platformer in the vein…

oOo: Ascension Review…

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Y’know, I’ve been needing a certain “just-play-it” game recently.   Not a game where I can unwind, nor a game I can conceivably complete, but something that can be good background noise for an hour, or a placeholder until better games release. That’s not supposed to be an insult,…

Boss 101 Review…

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Since this game thinks that it’s all about cutting the fat off the meaty sections of the game, let us jump right in also.   Boss 101 is the new debut tile from Donley Time Foundation, and not as I thought, the spin off to the underground UK TV show, Room…

State of Decay…

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Alright, let’s get one thing straight here: the original State of Decay wasn’t good.   It was lifeless zombie slaughter hiding behind a warm visual design. That was it, there was no strategy behind your actions, no likeable characters to warm up to, and no thought put into the…

Laser League Review…

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There’s a looooot of competition at the moment when it comes to multiplayer titles.   You’ve got Overwatch, PUBG, Fortnite, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Rainbow Six: Siege, Grand Theft Auto V, Halo 5, Rocket League… Ahhh, Rocket League, the only game with a flawless competitive angle. It’s one of those games that can…

Subaeria Review –…

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Another day, another roguelike. With a difference!   Yes, while certain indie developers decide to just take the Perma-death mechanic, and just fumble around from there, there are others who take a less painful path. We need more roguelikes with gameplay gimmicks, not just Permadeath underneath a new aesthetic…

Agatha Knife Review…

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Y’know, I used to have an ex-girlfriend who was a massive emo.   You remember those “I maed u a cookiez, buts i ated it :(” photos, with the little sock puppets that had hearts etched into them? Yeah, she had one of those as her profile picture for…

Through The Woods…

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Damnit, there needs to be a good horror game somewhere around here.   What have we got on offer recently? Let’s see… Emily Wants To Play Too? Hell no, I’m not playing jumpscare-bait for shit YouTubers, especially jumpscare-bait that looks like it was crafted in 8 minutes with no…

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